After doing some careful thinking it has come to my attention how much freedom (the idea) is a lot like toilet paper.
Only when you don't have it do you really realize how important it is
A lot of people give it a lot of crap
Some people use it just like it was
If we should ever lose it we will be in deep deep (four letter word deleted)
It's chief symbol just happens to be a few fragile pieces of paper
If it's not protected it will get moldy
It's often used to wipe up messes left by citizens
Animals have no need for it
It's hard to find in Soviet China
Some people in the world are forced to do without and it stinks
There is usually enough to share
If you don't have any you can always ask the guy in the stall next to you
That's all I got for now, any more ideas on how Freedom is like toilet paper? COMMENT!